This is a true story. I don’t mean to boast but I was once upon a time a very handsome young man. I wasn’t only handsome. I was charming too. I was also a mummy’s boy – I think you can read in between the lines. One day, a new neighbor moved in. On any count, Alicia LoveLock is a pretty neighbor. Her hubby is a pilot. She is a SIA flight stewardess.
Last week, she came to borrow some salt. Earlier this week, she came to borrow some sugar. She didn’t leave. We ended up on the kitchen table top. We had an affair. But it wasn’t long before my mother caught us red handed - right there on the kitchen table top. My mother was sad. She said, “Alicia LoveLock has to go”.
So, last night I had to tell Alicia we had to break up. She was angry. I didn’t know she could do magic. She waved her magic wand, and turned me into a frog. I could almost hear her screaming in laughter as she mounted her broom and flew away - in the direction of the moon.
Even as a frog, I could see her silhouette as she flew past the moon. She wasn’t an ugly witch. She was a gorgeous flying lady! But like all fairy tales, there is always a cure. All I need is a kiss. I am lucky – I understand Uncle Chris will be doing a walking tour through the Clementi Forest on the 13th September 2025.
I am now hiding under the railway track at the Clementi Forest. Please come and save me. All I need is just one kiss. I promise you in return, I will do anything whatever possible within my means (to reward you). Uncle Chris is expecting you to tip him at the end of the tour. I’ll take care of the tip for you – and more. I just need one kiss!
I know it will be silly to be seen kissing a frog. So, we will do this very discreetly. I’ll be hiding under the rock as Uncle Chris stops for a Take 5 at the railway track. Please come! Meet Uncle Chris at 8.30am on the 13th September 2025 at King Albert MRT, Exit A, street level.
I am waiting…
Note:
- We do the worldwide practice of tipping at the end of the tour. Tipping guide as follows: $20 for a satisfactory guide, $20+ for a guide who exceeds expectations, and $30 for an outstanding guide.
- We also reserve the right to accept or reject habitual late cancellations and no-shows.
- Call or message Uncle Chris at +65 91814298 for corporate, private, or student bookings.
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