This is The Mother of all Red-Light District Walking Tours. And it is the redesigned updated full-length version. We meet at 7pm, and we should be done by 9.30pm, maybe 10 – this will give us enough time to make it to Aljunied MRT to catch the train home. Your ole Uncle Chris will do my darn best to deliver an informative and (dare-we-say) educational tour on a subject as sensitive and intimate as this.
With Uncle Chris, we don’t shy away from doing a hard-hitting subject as taboo as this. We’ll dissect the difference between “cheap sex” and “high-class scandals”. We’ll even go into detail how the prostitute will “handle” you, in case you should become a “customer”. We’ll walk the streets all the way from Lorong 12 to Lorong 18.
This is a walk down a sexy lane – facing its re-awakening. It is also an informative (and definitely more educational) walk for our young audience on a subject that parents find hard to discuss with their adult children. I must warn you this is a highly adult walking tour and may not be suitable for everybody. You must come with an open mind. Some terms used may be explicit and graphic.
Meet me at Aljunied MRT (next to Sichuan Chef), 7pm on the 30th October 2025 (THURSDAY NIGHT). Please come in good comfortable walking shoes, and an umbrella in case it rains. And in case you still don’t know – the rain will almost always add a certain charisma to a walk like this one!
Note:
- We do the worldwide practice of tipping at the end of the tour. Tipping guide as follows: $20 for a satisfactory guide, $20+ for a guide who exceeds expectations, and $30 for an outstanding guide.
- We also reserve the right to accept or reject habitual late cancellations and no-shows.
- Call or message Uncle Chris at +65 91814298 for corporate, private, or student bookings.
Do not sign up for this tour if you are not sure of your schedule. Please understand this method of booking platform can only perform its best with your full sincerity. Sign up only when you are sure of your schedule. We look forward to your graciousness and generosity!
